Scott Said So! The website of Humorist Scott R. Miller

Learn What the Police Already Know!

Using his knowledge of traffic law, comedian and public speaker Scott R. Miller created the ONE book every driver needs to read!  A combination of fact and philosophy, Miller creates a six-step plan that can teach any driver how to avoid the major pit-falls that lead to moving traffic citations.  Don't wait to get a ticket and then try to fight it in court, Avoid it to begin with by reading "How to Avoid Traffic Tickets FOREVER!" - Only $14.99!  That's a heck of a lot cheaper than Traffic School!  Click on the Title or Image above to order.

Miller's second book in the automotive safety series focuses on the ten most outlandish and unbelievable moving traffic citations his audiences had ever heard of.  "These were the tickets nobody could believe," says Miller. "These were the ones they always wanted to hear more about. People always wanted to know how these seemingly mundane actions -- that MOST of us do, mind you -- could possibly be considered ticketable. But they are!" 

Miller details a series of everyday situations where these possible tickets could rear their ugly heads for any unsuspecting motorist. "It's always best to be prepared," admits the author, "and learn what we're doing now that could cost us a fine somewhere down the road."