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Seminars and Presentations

Miller is more than happy to travel to your location and meet with your group or perform at your event, for audiences from 10 to 2,000 participants. 

Topics vary, and are usually arranged by length, from half-hour presentations to five week workshops.  Below are the topics arranged by various lengths.  Variations on both length and topic are negotiable and available upon request, pending logistics.

Certain presentations also include an optional book signing.  For these signings, a minimum 100 book buy-out is required.  Ask for details when you contact us.

Half-Hour Presentations

Travel Expenses: $0.50 per mile or flight fee

Flat Presentation Fee: $450.00

Power Point Presentation can accompany these Presentation Topics at no extra charge

• "It's Not You; It's THEM!" - Personal Accountability and Finger Pointing 101
• "Nutrition and Better Living: This is Why You're Fat" - The Truth Your Cheeseburger Doesn't Want You To Know
• "How Cell Phones and Cable TV Are Destroying America"
• "How to Be An American" - Re-Setting the Country's Default
• "The Power of Vocabulary" - Words, Thoughts, and Reality

One Hour Presentations

Travel Expenses: $0.50 per mile or flight fee

Flat Presentation Fee: $750.00

• "It's Not You; It's THEM!" - Personal Accountability and Finger Pointing 101
• "Six Steps to Living a Better Life" - What We Can Do NOW To Change The World We Live In
• "Integrity and How to Fake It" - Insights Into Building Lasting Relationships
• "Don't Blame The Fruit" - Parenting and The Simple Secrets of Doing it Righter
• "The Power of Vocabulary" - Words, Thoughts, and Reality.
• "The Top Ten Traffic Tickets and How Never, Ever to Get Them!"
  • Optional Book Signing Available
• "Tickets You Never Knew Existed"
  • Optional Book Signing Available

90 Minute Presentations

Travel Expenses: $0.50 per mile or flight fee

Flat Presentation Fee: $1,250.00

• "Dreams Are for Those Who Sleep" - Creating Goals and Action Plans
• "Survival Guide for the Teenage Driver" - How To Live to See Twenty Five
  • Optional Book Signing Available
• "Drunk Driving - The Great American Killer"
• "How to Avoid Traffic Tickets FOREVER!" - The Six Miracle Phrases
  • Optional Book Signing Available
• "Parenting: The Toughest Job in the World" - What You're Doing Right!

 Five Time Workshops

Length: Each presentation is 90 minutes in length. These can be done one presentation per day for five days, or one presentation per week for five weeks (pending negotiated arrangements)

Travel Expenses: $0.50 per mile or flight fee

Hotel Accomodations - Standard: Six-night stay within 5 miles of event location required.  Other arrangements are negotiable for longer events.

Flat Presentation Fee: $10,000.00

• "Parenting 101"
• "The Poisoning of America" - Nutrition Facts You Never Knew
• "How to Avoid Traffic Tickets FOREVER!" - Learn to Avoid the 250 Most Common Moving Traffic Citations in Six Easy Steps